Author: anaconda

After lots of requests from his fans in Turkey the Anaconda has decided to visit them in Alanya. He will be coming to meet and get inside of you for one week next year.
Send us a message if you want to make a prebooking and we’ll get back with the dates.
He will try to get inside in as many of you as possible

Soon inside you 😉

This weekend the Anaconda and his team goes to Kalmar to see what kind of things he can get inside other there. Maybe he can get inside of you under the Öland Bridge? 😉

Message us here on the homepage if you want to meet the Anaconda and we might be able to fit you in his busy schedule.
Soon inside you 😉

The anacondas manager is currently on a business trip on Crete. He’s having meetings with his Greek division and investigating new opportunities. Showing him new things for the Anaconda to get inside on his next trip to Crete and other Islands in the expansionplan.

Overall the business has been a big success in the last 2 years for the team in Greece.

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Now at last! is the first dose of the vaccine booked for both the Anaconda and his team.
Soon the Anaconda will be able to have the world as his playground again instead of a small town in the middle of nowhere.
This time he’s hungrier than ever before since lockdown has made him starving in the last year.

Soon inside you 😉

Today was the first real summer day here in Sweden with over 25c!
This means that the hunting season for the Anaconda starts today.
Maybe you will be a lucky one to meet the Anaconda if you let him get inside you 😉

Soon inside you 😉

The Anaconda tried to get Covid so he could met and get inside all of his infected fans.
So he tried injecting himself with covid for them.

But it appears nothing can get inside the Anaconda not even Covid as the test turned out negative despite several attemps.

Only he himself can get inside things.
So you Covid sick fans will have to wait until you recover to meet the Anaconda 🙁

Soon inside you ;

The anaconda and his team wants to send you all a Happy Easter.

A busy weekend for Anaconda as usual getting inside everyone he met.
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Last weekend was as always the busiest day of the year for the Anaconda namely Valentine’s Day. He had a full work day from early morning to midnight meeting his fans and going inside them . Everyone was happy after meeting the Anaconda and his team.
Sorry for you who didn’t get to have the Anaconda inside of you this valentines day but better luck next year. Send us a message early and chances are he’ll be able squeeze in next year! 🙂

Thanks to everyone who met him!

Soon inside you 😉

This weekend was the Anacondas birthday so his team held a smal surprise party for him.
And what a night it became bowling, beer, booze, dancing and watching the anaconda get inside everyone at the party.

He thanks everyone who attended the party and who let him get inside.
Until next time… soon inside you 😉

The Anaconda just wants to send his fans a short hello from him to you all.

Soon inside you 😉